Get with the Universe



A girl just told me that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and I had no come back. I just got owned by an 8 year old

She followed this up with ‘girls go to college to get more knowledge’ so this kid is clearly all about smashing the patriarchy through rhyme and I respect that

(Source: benchiladas, via i-do-augustus-i-do)


cool and hip compliments to give 2 ppl

  • u look cute like a nice bowl of yummy noodles
  • i love your writing it reminds me of nice summer days
  • your eyeliner is so neat and sharp it could probably dismantle the patriarchy
  • you look like a queen of something cool like sharks
  • if you were a test I would put a happy sticker on you
  • you look more beautiful than a nice flower

(Source: terrapunk, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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